whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom


one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat



Hey there lovelies! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ Des here with my first ever give away!! I wanted to do this awhile ago, but I got so busy with work I haven’t gotten a chance to post;; Sorry! I added a few things in for the delay though!

I’m hosting this give away because I’m currently moving into an area that is a lot smaller than what I was living in, so I don’t have the room to accommodate everything. I’ve posted pictures of what’s been unpacked so far, which is only a portion (like with the comics, stickers and pokemon things) so as I unpack I’ll update this with more pictures!!!

First, The Prizes:

Comics! (Mostly Marvel.XMen, sorry! I’ll try and find some of my Dark Horse and DC stuff!)

Homestuck Stickers and TShirts! (One of my awesome friends works at a printing shop and makes these in her free time for fun, so I have a ton… ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ;; )

Cosplay Accessories!! (Sorry for the quality of the photo, I promise the wigs are not that shiny, this was taken from my phone and a friend lightened it for me sicne it was so dark)

These are some extra wigs that I’ve upgraded/retired the costumes to. The first is a light platinum, the second is a butterscotch blonde, and the third is a milkshake pink (was bought for a Luka Megurine cosplay). I also make accessories too, I’m thinking I’ll throw those in (You’ll probably be able to request whatever you’d like!!)

Red Dress!! I’ve lost weight so it doesn’t fit anymore (there’s a picture from the site I bought it from so you can see what it looks like on!) It’s a S/M, I can supply the measurements!


I recently transferred from a XBox 360 to a PS3, so I have games that I no longer need!! (A lot are packed, I’ll take more pics as I unpack them! This is all I have right now oops;; )

And here we have….

POKEMON!!! ❣◕ ‿ ◕❣

I Have about four boxes of Pokemon cards, all in pristine condition. For a trader, collector, or someone who plays this would be fantastic! I only took a few pictures (4 pages out of the 20 of holographic) to show that I had them (most are packed, I have 2 binders that are not)

There are also pokemon plushes that are packed but I will get pictures of!! Also I have a few Sanrio plushes I’ll be throwing in

And (because I have a sweet tooth) I’ll also throw in a can of Pirouette’s or other cookies/candies/treats that you’d like!


  • First come first serve. I’m going to pick three winners, you must leave your ask box open, I’ll ask what 4 things you’d like and whoever responds first gets first choice!! Sorry, I just think it’s a bit easier this way.
  • Must be following me. This is my give away after all, haha!
  • Likes count as one entry, reblogs count as two.
  • Reblog as many times as you’d like!! But please space it out so you don’t clutter your dash and upset your followers!! (I’ll check the tag kagagiveaway to kinda keep track so maybe use that just a suggestion!)
  • For extra entries please follow: x, x, x, x
  • Giveaway ends June 11th, 2014.

Good luck, guys!!

EDIT : reposted for formatting!

EDIT : URL CHANGE now dropdeadesu


It’s not my fault you were born on earth day

I don't have cable, what's "Faking It"?


Get this! A show about two “awkward” cis white heterosexual girls pretending to be freaky lesbians so they can be popular! Because being out in high school makes you SO cool ! The get invited to all the parties now that they are lesbians! The show is a comedy too, you can laugh at many of the jokes ranging from “Does that mean I’m the butch ?” ー because you know you need one girl and one boy in ever lesbian relationship, to “I’ve need some lesbian energy in my life” ー because lesbians are fun objects, like scented candles ! The show is very quirky and I bet EVERY ally in town will be tuning to see it ! Who do you ship?

Pause. Stop Everything. Take a Second. A Minute. An hour. Close your Eyes. And Breathe. You are alive. You are strong. You are everything you’re meant to be. You are loved.
Me, Pause Everything (via theardentphoenix)




wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this



I just found the best Facebook page




*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.



Never trust a person who can’t gracefully accept that they shouldn’t say certain words due to violent histories of those said words


My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.



Someone took pictures of us sticking boob inserts onto our hotel window then driving over them with a Donkey Kong monster truck

never let this die


fucking decimated

the lighting is assaultingly brighter in the last frame.

it’s like the sun opened the clouds because it heard that and it was all “ohhhh shiiiit”

beam me up